It's a good thing Fortune Cookies and Men's author lives in NYC.
I live in the great state of Texas; which, when visiting, Chloe made the observation how wonderful it is that everyone seems to have bike racks on the back of their pick up trucks.
Her uncle could have let that slide- we need all the damage control and better reputation we can get down here- ever since that *thing* from the 60's. "Chloe, those are GUN RACKS!"
So, the above picture is me and Chloe after a big night on the town.
(I am the black cat. Who's last words before the kind officer said, "Watch your head", were, I think- "No, Chloe. Just poke the guy- I'm telling you he's not dead." )